TOP 20 ANIME BABES OF ALL TIME!!! (ENGLISH)

Welcome to AnimeJihad's newest feature! Recently I sat down and made a list of the 200 hottest babes in all of anime, but on the advice of my Gaia pals I pared it down to 20. Now, compiling a list like this isn't as easy as you'd might think. Unlike certain other anime aficionados, whom I won't name, I focused on babes are just as sexy on the inside as they are on the outside. Now, without further ado, here are... THE TOP 20 ANIME BABES OF ALL TIME!!!!!

20. Cutey Honey (Cutey Honey)
CUTEY HONEY What is there to say about Cutey Honey that hasn't already been said? She is as cute as her name implies and a pioneer in the realm of anime babes, having first arrived on the scene in 1973. Since then, she has appeared in literally tens of mangas, animes, video games and live-action adaptations. She is perhaps best known for having clothes that fall off all the time. If I were lucky enough to be her boyfriend, I am certain that our relationship would be like a beautiful exotic bird that isn't bound by sex or caged by lust.

19. Didi Pickles (Rugurattsu)
DIDI Yowzers! With her flaming red hair and spicy red dress, this little lady is one hot momma! She may have given birth to two rugrats, but she's managed to keep her slim, sexy figure. It must be tough juggling two babies, high school students, AND her eccentric husband, all while managing to keep the house in order, but that's why she's the WonderWoman of suburbia. In my fantasy, I would do all her housework and cook her a nice dinner, so when she comes home we could make love in the playpen (after putting those tots to bed, of course!).

18. Oblina (Aaahh!!! Realmon)
OBLINA Alright, I know this choice may seem a little "unorthodox" to some, but ever since I was just a little otaku, I've held a soft spot for Oblina. I can relate to her more than most "humanoid" characters - I, too, know what it's like to be an outsider... ostracized from your peers for being a nerd... parents who just don't understand... always worrying about your looks... we're not so different, her and I. Sure, she may look like a black-and-white candy cane, but she is the quintessential girl next door - a tomboy who loves a good scare but is also girly at times. I dream of someday kissing those huge red lips, but I fear she'd hook me into the Friend Zone.

17. Wanda (Odd My Godparents!)
WANDA Let's not forget about the fourth generation of Nickelodeanime! Wanda here is what I like to call a "FGMILF," or "Fairy GodMother I'd Like to F*******." I don't know if it's her scratchy, country-western voice or her sharp, angular bosom, but whenever she's on screen granting Timmy Turner's wishes, my magic wand starts a-glowin, if you know what I mean <_<;. Don't worry Cosmo, even in my wildest fantasies I would never dream of whisking her away from her new family.

16. Lola Bunny (LūniTūnzu)
LOLA She may be a fresh new face to most audiences, but since making her debut in 1996's Space Jam, Lola Bunny (no relation to the Bugster) has become an essential member of the Looney Tunes gang. She's smart, funny, not afraid to speak her mind, not afraid of her sexuality, plus she can school the 'tunes in b-ball. Just don't call her "doll!"

15. Jessie (Pokéman)
It is fitting that Jessie is on Team Rocket, because her red-hot looks send me into orbit! Her short skirt, her short shirt... is she a poké-poacher or a sexy nurse on All Hallow's Eve??? Haha, I'm only joking. This modern-day Natasha is the definition of a bad girl, always plotting evil plots with her lunkheaded jock boyfriend and their talking cat. But there's still hope for her yet... who knows, maybe if the right man came along and showed her the error of her ways, she could put her criminal past behind her and go straight.... (I don't mean that in a sexuality sense, I mean that in the sense of not being bad, which is, not to say that being an homosexual is bad, or anything... oh dear, I should probably rewrite this before I post this up on the internet...)


14. Jessie, The Yodeling Cowgirl (Toy Stories 2-3)
Two Jessies in a row? Ay yai yai Mamoud, what were you thinking? Well, let me finish. Even though Jessie is literally an object, I would never, ever objectify her like one of the a-hole sexhavers at school, because I can see past her lifeless vinyl polymer eyes and see the rugged, adventurous spirit dwelling deep inside her. If I could show her what a nice guy I am, Jessie would feel safe and secure enough to break the toy-human code of secrecy and become alive when we are together. Our playdates would be spectacular, just two wild mavericks hootin and hollerin and eating Tostitos while we watch the Buzz Lightyear anime. It would be our little secret.


13. Tippi Dink (Dougiemon)
Mr. Dink's better half is one classy lady - if you want to charm her, you'll have to shell out some dough for some "very expensive" dates! She's so smart and sarcastic and funny, which are some of the best qualities in a woman, and she's the mayor of a whole town, which is a nice bonus. Plus, she's not so bad in the looks department either (I don't mean to sound prejudiced here, but methinks the purple skin will take a little while to get used to). Best of all, she's willing to put up with her husbands's eccentricities, which is the number-one requirement I have for a potential wifemate. Call me a romantic, but I think the Dinks have the perfect marriage - they have no crotchspawn, so they get to spend all their money on the latest and greatest gadgets. Sounds like a dream come true! Hey, if she can marry a goofball like Bud, then surely the Tipster would want to give Mamoud a whirl. She'll just have to deal with a house filled wall-to-wall with anime figurines!

12. Pearl (Fish Police)
I don't know if it's the fins or the seductive voice of Megan Mullally, but this little piece of tail always leaves me gulping for air! For those of you unfamiliar with Fish Police (shame on you!), Pearl here is a waitress, which is the one of the sexiest occupations a woman can be, after maid and secretary of state, because they are always ready to serve you. Pearl would make the ideal girlfriend (or should I say, gilfriend ;-)) because she's down-to-earth (she lives at the bottom of the ocean, for cod's sake!), has a bubbly personality, and she's perpetually wet, if you catch my drift. Also she's a really poissonate I mean passionate lover.


11. Princess Tiana (The Princess and the Frog)
I am simply including her so that I do not look like A Racist

10. Sailor Moon (Sailor Moon)
Oh my goodness, what is there even to say about Sailor Moon that hasn't been said before? She's cute, she's blonde, she wears a sailor suit which means we could go on double-dates with Donald & Daisy Duck; she has it all. Serena here was the first anime girl that I ever had the pleasure of laying my eyes on, back when I was just a little otaku. Back then she seemed so much older. She is like a sexy teenage babysitter that you had when you were five years old. If she wants me to wear a tuxedo mask for her I will do it.

9. Peggy Hill (King of the Hill)
There is a trend in US TV where the an unattractive (usually fat) guy is married to an attractive female that in ordinary life would be way out of his league (I'm talking 9 - 10 on the HB scale). This is best exemplified by the marriage of Hank Hill and Peggy Hill. How did a square like Hank score a exotic beauty like the Pegster? It boggles the mind. Peggy is a strong-willed, determined woman who can do just about anything. She wears many hats, from substitute teacher to realtor to camgirl. And I suspect she might be Latina due to her knowledge of the Espanol language. They should have called it Queen of the Hill because Peggy is the real star of the show. I would commit regicide just to get with her. Ho yeah!

8. Ndnd (Futuranma)
Amywong and the cyclops are cute and all, but the boldest, sexiest female character on Futuranma has got to be Ndnd, empress of the planet Omicron Peresi 8. The way she constantly bosses around her spousemate Lrr is just so sexy. I haven't told anyone this before, but being ordered around and dominated by an aggressive large woman is probably my biggest turn-on. I would be the Kif to her Zapp, the Igner to her Mom, the Zoidberg to her everyone else. There is nothing I wouldn't do for Ndnd, especially if it involves snoo-snoo ;). All in the name of interstellar diplomacy, of course.  

7. Alice (Dilbertu)
They say that at the office you can live out all of your office dreams: you can copy, you can staple and you can work. Well all my office dreams involve Alice-chan. Everyone knows sexy office workers are one level above sexy librarians, and Alice-chan is probably the sexiest office worker of them all (sorry Pam!). She's got a career, she's raising her children, she's keeping her figure... she's doing it all! (And people say mangaka Scott Adams is a sexist?) Alice works at the Cubicle Corporation with her best friends Wally and Dilbertu and their boss the Point Hair Man. I don't understand why none of those men have ever made a pass at this engineer enchantress... maybe their ties curve the other way, if you know what I mean. Aside: is there a woman alive with a sexier voice than Kathy Griffin? If there is, I haven't heard it.

6. The Green M&M (M&Ms)
Oh, if only all girls could be as sweet as you, Green! I never really thought a candy could be erotic until I laid eyes on this magnificent creature. Those lips... those legs... those stilleto heels.... the way her body is just one big curve...ooh I just want to grab her and lick her from head to toe. For years, I thought I was the only person who found the Green M&M to be attractive. But then I saw this commercial, and instantly I realized: We Are Not Alone. Thank you, M&M-Mars, for indulging us green-lovers. My nose bleeds everytime I'm in the candy aisle.



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